The Hawtline

Jun 19

HEY GUYS!

What’s the wussiest song on your iPod?

OKAY SO

Just finished recording the latest episode with Nikki, and it was so much more full of Cheech stories than any episode ever should be.

I usually get these things done in two days but since the weekend is coming up, I’m gonna post it on Monday, or Tuesday at the latest. SO LOOK FOR IT THEN.

SUSPENSE.

Jun 18

• TWIGBy says: why do white people love shorts?
• Celisse says: dude i dont know
• Celisse says: actually i'm wearing shorts right now nevermind
• TWIGBy says: same...
• Celisse says: I DONT WEAR THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE OK
• Celisse says: HAHAHAHAH
• TWIGBy says: BUT I'M AT HOME
• TWIGBy says: LOL
• Celisse says: ok thats getting tumbld

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Jun 17

Does the phrase “foaming pipesnake” sound REALLY dirty to anyone else?

Like, “oh yeah, TWIGBy. I want your pipesnake to foam all over me.”

That’s dirty.

“Dude, you’re sweating more than a pedophile at a daycare” — TWIGBy (yes I quote myself!)

Jun 16

Would You Hit It?